Bucket, List it For All I care! (1/2)

Let's see what kind of twisted, shocking, possibly illegal? things me and Beth want to do before we leave this planet.
https://www.redbubble.com/i/greeting-card/Kicking-the-bucket-is-not-on-my-bucket-list-by-Steerhead/38014346.5MT14
(original image, I changed the wording at bottom)

Beth and I share some of our deepest, darkest secrets...with a frogurt!