Man Bat pt.1 Begins!

Will the real shadowy World's Greatest Detective please stand up?
Beth sits this one out since she's not a fan of the spittle and drooling that occurs when I talk about the "Bat"-looking "Man" (trying hard to not get sued!) so a BUDdy from work, Bash, joins me since he thinks he'd be a better substitute for "he who shall not be sued by." I've probed more knowledge than he has so advantage Jive-Ass Alien, yeah?