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Fathers Day 2025
We celebrate father's day in the Jive-Ass Alien way. That is to say late and talking/complaining about TV dads. Also throw in some car complaining for good measure.
Mayedness 2025 pt. 2 of 2
Here are the remaining silly stories from May that just might tickle the funny bone.
Mayedness 2025 pt. 1 of 2
Some of the most interesting stories from May that this Jive-Ass Alien felt needed to be told. Beth and Marc throw in their own thoughts and experiences.
Parenting Maybes? pt. 2 of 2
We wrap up our thoughts on how kids have been raised, and if they are still useful.https://www.huffpost.com/entry/parenting-trends-boomers_l_680f9504e4b049bc73d5b6a3
Raccoon Crack Pipe (So Colorful)
Making the common mistake of asking someone about Dragonball Z, the Jive-Ass Alien gets Marc going on tangents of the beloved anime. Elsewhere, we whine about the gami...
Parenting Maybes? pt. 1 of 2
We take on some ideas that older generations might have considered acceptable for parenting. Some of these are legitimate and it's good practice to ignore, while other...
Ongoing Human Stupidity
Some more of our personal experiences showing just how dumb humans can continue being. Any of these relatable?
Sex Doll Elevator Pitch
Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ways in which we can join other enterprising ventures, like sex dolls or McDonalds, to become wealthy beyond our wildest dreams.
Sex Cauldron pt 2 of 2
We wrap up our Simpsons moments that scared some people.https://www.tvinsider.com/1182962/the-simpsons-episodes-dropped-from-broadcast/
Sex Cauldron pt 1 of 2
To make up for the lack of Simpsons talk lately, (well, as far as we are concerned) Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien explore a few Simpsons episodes that have been b...
2025 April Shower 2 of 2
Let's wrap up this month's pile of chaos that I found.
2025 April Shower 1 of 2
This episode Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien touch on a few recent events that have occurred this month, and we get some advice from MadDog Marc on how you should m...
Blast From the Robo Past
MegaBeth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get some maybe-practical (but definitely outdated) advice on what to do when the machines take over and try to enslave us. We al...
Maddest Hatter, Maddest Bday
In honor of my niece's 3rd birthday (at this release a week late) I will put on the maddest of hats and talk about how I stay busy.
Jesus Star on Hollywood
The Jive-Ass trio ponder what Jesus would do in the time of labor, but I also make time to talk about real issues, like the stars on the Hollywood walk of fame.
Raider of the Last Joann
Here today, gone tomorrow. The latest victim of retail death, Joann's Fabrics, gets a farewell from Beth, with input from Marc and the Jive-Ass Alien.
3.14 Simpsons References pt. 2 of 2
We wrap up our latest season with, what else, more Simpsons.https://www.cracked.com/article_45438_14-notable-pie-throwing-incidents-that-were-varying-degrees-of-hilari...
3.14 Simpsons References pt. 1 of 2
As we start to wrap up our latest season, Beth, Marc, and I talk about some odds and ends and talk a bit about Simpsons. Surprisingly, we haven't brought them up as mu...
Echo echo echo of The Predator!
3 Jive-Ass people attempt to avoid becoming victims to a determined predator; do they stand a chance?https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/patrickmitchell/echo-of-the-p...
Gamers R Us
Beth, Marc, and I chat about games that we're currently trying out, as well as what we both like and loathe about gaming.
Jive-Ass Ways to Die
Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc get together to try to keep their beans alive Dumb Ways to Die. This is a nice, swift game that can kill some time. So who amongst us is...
Jive-Ass Hollywood
The unholy trinity get together to talk about some of the TV and movies that we're watching and shape us, even for the slightest bit. Also, some that influenced this s...
Ranked Simpsons Episodes Debate pt. 2 of 2
We finish our Simpsons conversation. Are there any of these that we agree with it?https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/episodes/?topRated=DESC
Ranked Simpsons Episodes Debate pt. 1 of 2
In what will surely be a civil, lighthearted discussion of this list of best Simpsons episodes from IMDB, Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get together and reminisce...
2024 Wrapped and Plans for Jive-Ass Beyond pt. 2 of 2
We continue saying goodbye to the year 2024 and anticipating the good fortune that 2025 will bring to the Jive-Ass Alien.
2024 Wrapped and Plans for Jive-Ass Beyond pt. 1 of 2
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Detour de Sacré Bleu! (2/2)
We wrap up this talk, and year, with the strategies used by the Tour de France competitors to get the edge.
Detour de Sacré Bleu! (1/2)
Cosmo God knows I like me some human insanity, and history is rife with examples. The Tour de France likes to present itself as some prestigious competition, steroids ...
Chicken Redbox for the Soul 2/2
We finish out talk on the human obsession that is Redbox.https://kotaku.com/redbox-machines-kiosks-free-movies-dvds-stealing-reddit-1851694915
Chicken Redbox for the Soul 1/2
Humans are much into collecting and hoarding (something that this Jive-Ass Alien is guilty of), but some seem too unusual to understand. For that, Beth and Marc try to...